by Brenda Peterson
October 15, 2014
We recently acquired some new software that gathers all our junk email that is trying to break through our firewall and packages it up in a neat little daily email and shoots it into our inbox. This is a great tool so that we can be sure that we are not missing that very special email from any interested party. So every day I scan this little email…some days it is not so little.
I have found a tiny bit of enjoyment in the current round of junk email subject lines. Here are a few along with my first thoughts when I read them.
3 Sneaky Hormones that are Destroying your Metabolism
(I thought it was 4)
Lighten up a little with a Sun Room
(A good thing to say to someone who has their panties in a wad)
Shape up and save with the Genie Bra
(Great, I can stop going to the gym!)
This works to get women every time!
Stack your Rack
(Insert your own personal comment here)
Bored off your Ass? Do a wood project.
(I can think of much better ways to eliminate boredom.)
Your Latino Love is Here.
(Didn’t know I was looking for him.)
Concrete, Steel and Wood Coating.
(Must be a foreign language that I’m not familiar with.)
Fake People Suck.
What crazy subject line have you seen lately?